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Panties in the Dryer

by sweetnumb

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This is a deep personal track dealing with the hardships of life and why we shouldn't take those we love for granted.

lyrics

We make them girls put their panties in the dryer
Then fuck 'em good like hallelujah in a choir
We do this shit fuckin better than anybody ever
And pleasure your girl with our dick muscles as a pussy spreader
What the fuck are you thinkin comin into this song
If you haven't lubed up your hand and started tugging your schlong?
I'm talkin to the women fuckin grab a dick and jerk it
Then take this explosion on your face while you fuckin smirk it
doesn't take a genius to figure it all out bitch
We're obviously talking about video games which
Is the number one cause of girls wanting the sex
That, and seeing the sheer strength of my dick flex
Recently though it's becoming a fuckin problem
With a cock so strong it breaks through a metal condom
Now the only girl that's left for me is Samus
Now sing the fuck along with the chorus, the shit's bananas


Wait for it....

We make them girls put their panties in the dryer
We make them girls put their panties in the dryer
We make them girls put their panties in the dryer
We make them girls put their panties in the dryer


We speedrunnin games and make all the fuckin dames
Try to get onto our dicks because they know we ain't no lames
Gettin a personal best means you gotta invest
Into a swimming pool to catch the pussy juice that'll manifest
*Bigger than that how you think there's so much liquid in Maridia?*
STFU like a PB once I get it I'm just tryin' to get riddya
Don't even try to test the best who done it
Otherwise we'll take our dicks to your ass and make 'em plummet
Know it sounds like a reward but we're going in dry
Though if you have constipation that problem we'll rectify
Get down on your knees so Ridley can see your asshole
Then shit on his face so that it looks like a casserole
Doesn't matter what we play because every single day
We can't see the fuckin screen from the panties thrown our way


We make them girls put their panties in the dryer X4


Take some oats and a sweetnumb and put 'em in a pot
With some goats and then we'll become why she's hot in her slot
We'll take our fuckin dicks and eiffel tower your bitch
With the power of a rhino and then stream it on twitch
We won't even get banned because they fuckin know better
Who else makes pussy wet enough to soak through an entire sweater?
We're talkin dousin the flames of a fuckin forest fire
Without hiding in shame from being the sorest they admire
A good dicking in the ass unless sometime in the past
They had a shitty situation like a diarrhea blast
For us it's all fun and games, we like it like that
But you better revere our penises just give 'em a little pat
It's no fuckin mystery why my dick's a gift to me
It'll be one of the wonders of world's history
So how does it feel to suck on a world wonder?
Ahh I can't hear what you're saying, just prepare for the thunder


We make them girls put their panties in the dryer X4

So I walk up to the bar and I'm like "yo, what's up?"
To a sexy lady there looking reluctant somewhat
"I'm a fuckin gamer" she gives me the cold shoulder
"I do them fast" pussy water erupts and then it's over
Bartender tells me that I gotta pay for the fuckin damages?!
I'm like "fuck that suck my dick" he bites it off, now I need bandages
Just then oats shows up and shows us all half of his nipple
And the sun reflects off of it turning the barkeep to a cripple
We use our highly trained penises to helicopter outta there
Our cocks collide in the confusion, but it's not gay I swear
*well... maybe it's a LITTLE gay*
Either way we get out fast and people don't even know what happened
They start to think that they're crazy and that the whole scene was imagined

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released January 30, 2016
sweetnumb, oatsngoats

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sweetnumb Ann Arbor, Michigan

I just try to do whatever feels right at the time. I'd love to do more music like Burning Heart with Jordan Indiana. I just need to be excited by it.

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